The Ultimate Force
“Another secure night,” Mr. Trojan says arrogantly.
“Are you sure not a single one broke through your so-called barrier,” Ms. Pill replies.
“I am 85% effective when preventing pregnancy and protection against those nasty diseases and I do a damn good job of it,” Mr. Trojan says with such confidence.
“85% sounds to high, when your services are the last thing to be on anyone’s mind, especially when moments start to get HOT and STEAMY!” Ms. Pill says.
“Actually I don’t want to brag but when I am properly used, my effectiveness is at a staggering 98%,” Mr. Trojan said.
”They always need to make sure they have you on hand, but with me, anytime is a great time!” Ms. Pill says confidently.
“Ha! Hot and steamy moment became nine months gut wrenching pain and life changing experience, if she forgets to take you. I am the only who can do the saving and not break a sweat,” replies Mr. Trojan.
“You got that right, I am sure you don’t break a sweat, especially when you break and she comes running to me for my emergency supply,” says Ms. Pill sarcastically.
“Exactly, they come running to you because they forgot to take you in the first place, and I am always around in case of an emergency. I am not only a savior but a true friend who can be trusted,” said Mr. Trojan.
“True friends don’t break their bond. You are not as invincible as you think you are. You are weak and meek. Even though I may have been skipped or forgotten, I could always be taken twice to replace the one they miss. Now, is that something you can even compare yourself to? Your not even in the same league that I’m in.” says, Ms. Pill.
“I’m probably the simplest thing in anyone’s life! I even make life easier for everyone who uses me. I can make that time of the month much lighter and less discomfort. I don’t kill the mood by having to be put on, interrupting that special moment. I...
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